Mmmm...Apples

scene: My son is eating an apple at the kitchen table and using both hands like it was a chocolate cake covered in chocolate sauce and sprinkled with M&M's.

me: I'm going upstairs real quick - take little bites - eat slow - don't die.
boy: Ok
<I come back maybe 60 seconds later>
me: Where's the apple?
boy: I ate it.
me: Did you throw any of it away?
boy: No
me: You ate the whole thing?
boy: Yes.  (Kind of like a "Well duh" type of yes)

Mmmm...Apples + core + seeds + stem + the little flowery thing.