A+ for effort

son:	My tummy's hot.
me:	Your tummy's hot?
son:	Yes
me:	Do you feel ok?
son:	Yes
me:	<checks for fever> You don't feel hot.
son:	Yeah, but my tummy is hot.  I think I need some ice cream to make it cooler.

It's starting

Sitting at the table eating supper.

son: Why do I have to eat?
me: So you can get bigger.
son: Then I can drive a car?

...sigh...